10 Sure Fire Ways To Wind Up A Scotsman

To help you avoid sticking both feet in it when you talk to a Scot, here are 10 ways almost guaranteed to wind him up. Best avoided, unless you want a frank discussion!

1. "I think Scotland is the nicest part of England"

2. "I had a cousin went to Scotland once" - "really, where to?" - "London I think."

3. Go to a pub in Scotland and ask for an Irish Whiskey then proclaim how good it is

4. Those aren't mountains, just little hills

5. Golf is really American though, isn't it?

6. Your diet is the worst in the world

7. I'm spending 10 days in London and 1 day in Scotland, that should be long enough, shouldn't it?

8. Pronunciation: Edinburgh has a hard G on the end - Edinberg

9. Pronunciation: Glasgow sounds like a cow made of a fragile material - Glass-cow

10. There's only 2 football teams in Scotland anyway

They're all true too. Heard every one. Can you think of any more.

Posted by bigcrags @ 1:50 PM

Comments:

Glasgow is pronounced Glas_Go, and Edinburgh is pronounced Eddin-Brer

# posted by

Graham : 4:12 AM

11. POTATO FAMINE!!!

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wfly81 : 6:44 PM

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